‘07 spaces: …and the morals that they worship will be gone
December 5, 2007 at 4:27 pm | In Space Awards | 4 CommentsTags: Bob Melvin, Britney Spears, Diamondbacks, Don Imus, Hank Steinbrenner, Natalie Portman
The first installment of the year’s first Space Award countdown includes someone that longtime readers would not expect to see nominated in this category, but I call ‘em like I see ‘em; there are no free passes against otherwise likable people being annoying once in a while. Note also that these are Annoyances, so serious political outrages (of which there were several) are mostly being ignored. Sorry, Walter Reed scandal enthusiasts!
2007 Space Awards ~ Annoyances Of The Year: Part I
15. Hank Steinbrenner: The Yankees Senior VP is quickly demonstrating the same crazy, immature tendencies that made his father famous. Giving public deadlines for trade talks (and then reneging!) and public ultimatums to players (and then reneging!) is no way to run a business, much less a franchise that prides itself on being boring and straight-laced.
14. Natalie Portman: The former Broad Of The Year nominee has resorted to pretentious, self-promoting ways – with multiple stories on sites as “real news”-y as Huffington Post – regarding her “nude-scene laden short.” First she was for the nudity, then she was against it – and shocked that web sites would “misappropriate” it (I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a nude scene that was necessary to a movie [nor a Wes Anderson movie that was necessary at all]; you can’t “misappropriate” something that was gratuitous in the first place). What did she think the outcome would be? People saying how brave and meaningful it was? This isn’t a naive Hollywood newcomer being exploited; this is a Harvard-educated millionaire wanting to keep her clean image while cashing in on her attractiveness.
13. Don Imus: I absolutely support his right to non-slanderous, non-obscene speech. I am rather appalled at how quickly black advocacy groups demanded he lose his show. But ultimately, no matter how much I defend his right to be a jackass, I also have to admit my own distaste for the man. Censorship should never come to America, but people being gratuitously, deliberately shocking to cause controversy can only hurt the cause of free speech.
12. Arizona Diamondbacks hype: I generally like the franchise, but the fans and media were disgusting with their campaign to “don’t explain it, just enjoy it” when the club was doing well. Analysts weren’t trying to “explain” the winning so much as remind fans that giving up more runs than you score is not a portent of future success. Finally, in a recent XM radio interview, manager Bob Melvin admitted of the disappointing end to the season, “The run differential may have had something to do with it.” Ya think? There’s nothing wrong with improbable things that defy logical expectations; there’s something very wrong with people expecting them to continue and shouting down those who think otherwise.
11. Britney Spears: Much like Imus, she is annoying both for what she does and the reaction to it. Celebrity news outlets bear responsibility for it as well, but she ultimately shoulders the most blame for continuing to live every minute of her train wreck of a life in front of the cameras (I really don’t want to hear about custody battles on CNN); if she weren’t still clinging pathetically to fame, the fault would go to an intrusive media.
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