cattle prods and the i.m.f.

February 4, 2008 at 11:41 pm | In Politics | 3 Comments
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For numerous reasons, this post almost didn’t happen. The post-Super Bowl letdown actually wasn’t as large a factor as pre-Super Tuesday apprehension. I also became sidetracked when taking the initial steps towards constructing a list of my favorite Counting Crows songs, following the band’s free concert in Tempe on Saturday night. Yet I promised a post, and a post I shall make – even if it IS just a brief look at a few of the many strange roads people take to this blog. I’ve also added a page for anonymous e-mails if someone has information that my cursory research did not yield (or just doesn’t want to comment but has something to say).

This Week Recent Weeks In Blog Traffic: Pre-Super Tuesday Edition

Don’t I Wish It Was True

John Edwards Kenneth 30 rock” and “Mandy Moore” “John Edwards”: It is mildly surprising how many of my celebrity-plus-political-figure hits have involved the former North Carolina Senator. I suppose that he’s the least-blogged about of the top three Democrats this year, but even so, it’s interesting to see the sort of celebrities people want to back him.
steve earle, mandy moore: This wasn’t just an isolated event, but a search that appeared several times (in varying syntactical constructions). I’m hoping that its frequency makes it true, because were it to happen, it would be pretty effing awesome. Earle could stand to do more duets (“Poison Lovers” and “Promise You Anything” are among my favorite of his songs, and — …damn it, now I have another list to do), and Moore’s serious music career would probably gain a few more fans (and also get the all-important seal of hearty approval from this blog).

What Is…

amber tamblyn democratic 2008: With all of the hits I get, some of the ones about actresses’ political affiliations end up being real. According to the USA Today, Ron Howard, Quincy Jones, Ted Danson and wife Mary Steenburgen, America Ferrera, Amber Tamblyn and sport legends Magic Johnson and Billie Jean King have stumped for Hillary Clinton. (And beyond a simple Jack Nicholson-y “Clinton is good” speech, Ferrera and Tamblyn are actively involved in the campaign’s youth outreach, something that seems desperately needed against Hulk Hogan-powered Obama.) I commend these individuals for defying the hip trend of Obamamania, again retract any negativity I’ve had about the media’s fondness for Ferrera, and thank Tamblyn for beginning the actualization of my ‘08 attractive endorser dream team (your move, Senator Boxer!).
30 rock quotes mitt romney:

Jack: Those jokes you wrote for my Mitt Romney fundraiser, they were top-notch.
Liz: Those weren’t jokes. That was an appeal for a return to common sense and decency.
Jack: Well, it got big laughs.

Thanks for reminding me of this, searcher!
the nightwatchman cover midnight oil and tom morello midnight oil cover: After a quick bit of searching, I’ve found that Morello covered “Beds Are Burning” at a recent concert in Australia. It’s worth noting that Midnight Oil’s Peter Garrett is now part of the Australian government’s push against Japanese whaling, which helps make up for the band being defunct. Midnight Oil covers – even of the band’s big U.S. hit – are far too rare, and I would love to see Morello get this on an album (or at least an iTunes release).
don imus insults of hillaryclinton: While I disagreed with the controversy specific to “nappy-headed ho’s,” Imus was a rather vile misogynist long before Al Sharpton took offense and pushed for race-based censorship.
studio 60 on the sunset strip songs: Last week, I finally got my DVD set of the greatest television drama ever produced. I am still stunned at its failure, and was spoiled by its greatness; every drama I watch fails to live up to “Studio 60″’s lofty standards, and I remain bitter at the medium for its targeting of the lowest common denominator. I am glad that even gone, it is not entirely forgotten.

…And What Should Never Be

john fogerty barack obama and seth Macfarlane ron paul: Neither of these searches seem to reflect an actual endorsement, though Macfarlane has given to Obama.
hayden panettiere springsteen and hayden panettiere + barbara boxer: I’m all about basing conclusions on evidence, rather than seeking evidence to justify my existing beliefs. I try to determine my feelings about celebrities based on their actions, rather than hope their actions match my existing feelings (and as noted in my last post, I don’t make arbitrary choices too often). Yet it seems that whenever I see Panettiere, she’s either displaying how little dignity she has in her pursuit of fame, or she’s demonstrating how little acting ability she has (on “Heroes”).
While a Boxer endorsement, on paper, would make me like any celebrity, this one would be too at odds with other evidence and create too much cognitive dissonance. I fear that such an event would end up threatening my own fondness for California’s Junior Senator, or force me to become a fan of publicity whorishness. It is incredibly unlikely that I would instead accept that the human condition allows both good and bad traits to co-exist within the same person, and that no one is perfect nor is anyone without any redeeming qualities. That’s just crazy talk.

‘07 spaces: there can’t be any truth where there’s no honesty

January 1, 2008 at 7:08 pm | In Music, Space Awards | Leave a Comment
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I hate lists where I have to make practically arbitrary distinctions; the 3rd- through 7th-ranked albums this year are very closely clustered, and I’m sure that recent listening and moods are dictating my preferences more than they should.  But faced with a choice between creating flawed lists and not making lists at all, I must accept imperfection!

2007 Space Awards ~ Albums of The Year: Part II

8. Steve Earle – Washington Square Serenade: I touched on Earle’s underratedness in my People of the Year countdown, but the quality of the album must be addressed once more. While I prefer his upbeat country-rock, the almost folk-y stuff works as long as it doesn’t get boring (or depressing). Washington Square Serenade is frequently mellow, but seldom boring, from the eclectic instrumentation on “City of Immigrants” to the finely-executed duet on “Days Aren’t Long Enough.” The really standout tracks, however, would be “Steve’s Hammer (For Pete)” and “Down Here Below,” which seems to be the New Yorker equivalent of Springsteen’s or Mellencamp’s tales of small-town woes.
7. Mandy Moore – Wild Hope: While it occasionally veers into cliched, unoriginal songs of love and anger, Wild Hope is, overall, a reminder that deeply personal lyrics don’t have to be a bad thing. With songs such as “Looking Forward to Looking Back” and “Most of Me,” Moore finds a genuine, thoughtful realm of introspection that evades an infuriating number of “rockers” these days. Rather than overwrought with whining emotion, the album is somewhat subdued in its reflections on a period of sorrow and self-discovery (to summarize the album in Midnight Oil lyrics [high praise!]: “The hardest years, the darkest years/the time and tested heartbreak years: these shall not be forgotten years.”). The only concern is that, if writing such an album proved to be cathartic, it’s questionable if Moore can find the lyrical poignancy for a worthy follow-up.
6. Bruce Springsteen – Magic: Magic really doesn’t have anything that sounds particularly new… and that’s a blessing. The album is very much a throwback to the Springsteen of the 70’s and 80’s, with the powerful, sax-y rock sound of the E Street Band accompanied by meaningful lyrics. While I enjoyed his foray into the works of Pete Seeger, Magic is unequivocally The Boss’ best work since The Rising. It has the sort of sociopolitical commentary one has to expect from Springsteen and his trademark nostalgic, ambiance-creating sound. While “Radio Nowhere” made an excellent first single, I think “Long Walk Home” best captures Springsteen’s seemingly timeless sound and belief in old American values (“The flag flying over the courthouse / Means certain things are set in stone / Who we are, what we’ll do, and what we won’t”).
5. Dropkick Murphys – The Meanest Of Times: As the Murphys’ albums so often do, The Meanest of Times grew on me gradually before I really came to love it. If The Warrior’s Code veered a bit towards a clean, almost more pop-accessible sound, the band definitely returned to a harder, louder sound in the 2007 offering (with the very notable exception of “Flannigan’s Ball,” which is as poppy and catchy [and, to be clear, absolutely tremendous] as anything the band has done). The band still expertly combines fast-paced rock (lyrically, “The State of Massachusetts” seemed an improbable candidate to be played at the Red Sox victory rally) and re-worked traditional songs (including the stirring rendition of “Johnny, I Hardly Knew Ya”) into a product that is surprisingly uplifting (such as “Surrender”).

‘07 spaces: a few days down

December 22, 2007 at 8:37 pm | In Space Awards | Leave a Comment
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2007 Space Awards ~ People of The Year: Part IV

10. Kevin Rudd: The first official act by Australia’s new Prime Minister was the signing of the Kyoto Protocol, and came out very strongly in his quest to end Japanese whale hunts. Perhaps less meaningful in the grand scheme of things, but still fun: he is the Best Employer of Peter Garrett Since Midnight Oil Disbanded (The political band never really caught on in the US, outside of “Beds Are Burning,” but its lead singer is now Australia’s Minister for the Environment, Heritage, and the Arts).
9. Craig Ferguson: The events of the past week have me questioning how tolerant I should be of the Spears family, but I see Ferguson’s serious monologue last spring as less of a defense of Britney and more of an offensive strike against a tabloid media that does not merely sensationalize and lower our culture, but seems to go so far as revelling in watching disturbed stars suffer serious breakdowns. In the Best Arbitrary Line-Drawing of the year, Ferguson noted that humor should generally be used to mock those in power, rather than kicking those already down. Whether or not one agrees with him regarding Spears, his frank discussion of his own past was still a rather brave, classy moment that seems too rare in our popular culture.
8. Mandy Moore: The year’s Best Musical Shock was the one-time pop star who collaborated with the likes of Rachael Yamagata and sang a version of “Umbrella” that actually made me forget how bad Rihanna’s original is. It is both appalling and remarkable that in a musical mainstream seemingly dominated by whining, melodramatic men, Moore’s poignant and mature lyricism, with the genuine emotionality and humanity lacking in myriad cookie-cutter bands, was largely overlooked.
7. John Edwards: While his campaign has inexplicably faltered – perhaps damned from the start as a white male running against Obama and Clinton – I refuse to give up hope for the most qualified and principled of the viable candidates. While I’m used to the idea of rooting for the least objectionable politician, that Edwards has a legitimate longshot of a chance at coming back is something of a blessing (I am aware of a certain National Enquirer article currently causing some doubt, but refuse to take it seriously or give it more than a passing mention unless given good reason to do so). He is also the Best Candidate for Voters With Thick, Lustrous Hair, which is just an extra reason for me to like him.
6. Kevin Towers: Not only is the general manager of the Padres my Best Legible Autograph Signer (perhaps because, in such an unheralded position, he has not suffered signature fatigue), but he may also be the most shrewd GM in the game. As well as his knack for assembling bargain bullpens, Towers recently helped the Padres lock up ace Jake Peavy to a contract that stands as one of the winter’s best bargains. While he has missed out on a few players lately, he also has not given out a huge mistake of a contract – a trait that seems particularly valuable when his team’s payroll gives little room for error.

any man with a microphone can tell you what he loves the most

August 15, 2007 at 11:53 pm | In Music, Rants, TV, Today's Music Sucks | 2 Comments
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I’m increasingly getting my news from print sources. Case in point: this article escaped my notice when it was online, but I stumbled across the pertinent story in the new TV Guide. Suffice it to say, “How I Met Your Mother” and Mandy Moore is one of those historically great combinations of media entities. It’s not as though Robert Rodriguez made a movie with a zombified Warren Zevon or Alexis Bledel recorded an album of Foreigner covers, but it’s still wonderful news.

And it provides a positive lead-in for something that’s been bugging me since Sunday night: Moore’s new single. I had no problem with “Extraordinary;” while its unimpressive lyrics made the title ironic, it was catchy enough on the radio that I took the time to sample the album. But “Nothing That You Are” is one of the two worst songs on “Wild Hope,” complete with been-there-a-million-songs-before sentiments voiced by an artist who isn’t even wholeheartedly embracing them (“I hope you burn in Hell… or do I?”). I’m all for subtlety, moderation, and complexity, but “I don’t know what degree of anger I feel” doesn’t really work as a basis for a song.

The current musical zeitgeist seems to favor effeminately-voiced men wailing their feelings, so why do we see an emotion-spewing female artist releasing a single in a style that peaked in the latter half of the 90’s? As always, blatant illogic outrages me. Why go with the most simplistic, unremarkable singles possible? Why not use “Ladies’ Choice,” which could also get Rachael Yamagata’s name out there? “Slummin’ in Paradise” and “Looking Forward to Looking Back” are radio-friendly and not entirely unoriginal. I’m avowedly a pro-upbeat-melodies guy, but even “Gardenia,” which highlights Moore’s vocal ability, would have been a better option.

Our culture, not just the music industry, takes the blame for the plethora of clichéd, corporate, cookie-cutter pansy-sounding artists out there. Specifically, I blame the deluded young people who embrace the “emo” genre and buy into the “indie” hype, even though it’s all pitifully homogenized and unoriginal (I didn’t intend this to turn into one of my anti-today’s-music diatribes, but my ire was raised as I thought about it). But even in a musical landscape that I find pathetically bland, there’s little excuse for dropping the ball this completely. Unless I’m horribly mistaken – which is always possible – “Wild Hope” is going to be an overlooked album, and the next few years will see Panic! At The Disco (or any of their ilk) win multiple Grammys.

Coming soon: a list of my favorite songs by a modern band that doesn’t suck!

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