cattle prods and the i.m.f.

February 4, 2008 at 11:41 pm | In Politics | 3 Comments
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For numerous reasons, this post almost didn’t happen. The post-Super Bowl letdown actually wasn’t as large a factor as pre-Super Tuesday apprehension. I also became sidetracked when taking the initial steps towards constructing a list of my favorite Counting Crows songs, following the band’s free concert in Tempe on Saturday night. Yet I promised a post, and a post I shall make – even if it IS just a brief look at a few of the many strange roads people take to this blog. I’ve also added a page for anonymous e-mails if someone has information that my cursory research did not yield (or just doesn’t want to comment but has something to say).

This Week Recent Weeks In Blog Traffic: Pre-Super Tuesday Edition

Don’t I Wish It Was True

John Edwards Kenneth 30 rock” and “Mandy Moore” “John Edwards”: It is mildly surprising how many of my celebrity-plus-political-figure hits have involved the former North Carolina Senator. I suppose that he’s the least-blogged about of the top three Democrats this year, but even so, it’s interesting to see the sort of celebrities people want to back him.
steve earle, mandy moore: This wasn’t just an isolated event, but a search that appeared several times (in varying syntactical constructions). I’m hoping that its frequency makes it true, because were it to happen, it would be pretty effing awesome. Earle could stand to do more duets (“Poison Lovers” and “Promise You Anything” are among my favorite of his songs, and — …damn it, now I have another list to do), and Moore’s serious music career would probably gain a few more fans (and also get the all-important seal of hearty approval from this blog).

What Is…

amber tamblyn democratic 2008: With all of the hits I get, some of the ones about actresses’ political affiliations end up being real. According to the USA Today, Ron Howard, Quincy Jones, Ted Danson and wife Mary Steenburgen, America Ferrera, Amber Tamblyn and sport legends Magic Johnson and Billie Jean King have stumped for Hillary Clinton. (And beyond a simple Jack Nicholson-y “Clinton is good” speech, Ferrera and Tamblyn are actively involved in the campaign’s youth outreach, something that seems desperately needed against Hulk Hogan-powered Obama.) I commend these individuals for defying the hip trend of Obamamania, again retract any negativity I’ve had about the media’s fondness for Ferrera, and thank Tamblyn for beginning the actualization of my ‘08 attractive endorser dream team (your move, Senator Boxer!).
30 rock quotes mitt romney:

Jack: Those jokes you wrote for my Mitt Romney fundraiser, they were top-notch.
Liz: Those weren’t jokes. That was an appeal for a return to common sense and decency.
Jack: Well, it got big laughs.

Thanks for reminding me of this, searcher!
the nightwatchman cover midnight oil and tom morello midnight oil cover: After a quick bit of searching, I’ve found that Morello covered “Beds Are Burning” at a recent concert in Australia. It’s worth noting that Midnight Oil’s Peter Garrett is now part of the Australian government’s push against Japanese whaling, which helps make up for the band being defunct. Midnight Oil covers – even of the band’s big U.S. hit – are far too rare, and I would love to see Morello get this on an album (or at least an iTunes release).
don imus insults of hillaryclinton: While I disagreed with the controversy specific to “nappy-headed ho’s,” Imus was a rather vile misogynist long before Al Sharpton took offense and pushed for race-based censorship.
studio 60 on the sunset strip songs: Last week, I finally got my DVD set of the greatest television drama ever produced. I am still stunned at its failure, and was spoiled by its greatness; every drama I watch fails to live up to “Studio 60″’s lofty standards, and I remain bitter at the medium for its targeting of the lowest common denominator. I am glad that even gone, it is not entirely forgotten.

…And What Should Never Be

john fogerty barack obama and seth Macfarlane ron paul: Neither of these searches seem to reflect an actual endorsement, though Macfarlane has given to Obama.
hayden panettiere springsteen and hayden panettiere + barbara boxer: I’m all about basing conclusions on evidence, rather than seeking evidence to justify my existing beliefs. I try to determine my feelings about celebrities based on their actions, rather than hope their actions match my existing feelings (and as noted in my last post, I don’t make arbitrary choices too often). Yet it seems that whenever I see Panettiere, she’s either displaying how little dignity she has in her pursuit of fame, or she’s demonstrating how little acting ability she has (on “Heroes”).
While a Boxer endorsement, on paper, would make me like any celebrity, this one would be too at odds with other evidence and create too much cognitive dissonance. I fear that such an event would end up threatening my own fondness for California’s Junior Senator, or force me to become a fan of publicity whorishness. It is incredibly unlikely that I would instead accept that the human condition allows both good and bad traits to co-exist within the same person, and that no one is perfect nor is anyone without any redeeming qualities. That’s just crazy talk.

‘07 spaces: i looked at my choices, and i made a choice

December 26, 2007 at 1:20 am | In Space Awards, TV | Leave a Comment
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2007 Space Awards ~ People of The Year: Part V

5. Al Gore: This series of blogs has mentioned the importance of having a sense of humor about oneself, and the Nobel Prize winner who could have been president certainly lived up to that standard. As well as his self-parodying appearance on “30 Rock,” Gore made a hilarious Oscar speech where his “big announcement” was stopped as the orchestra played him off. Sadly, he still appears to be the Best Candidate Not Running for President.
4. Senator Barbara Boxer: The junior senator from California has long been a favorite of mine, and this year’s scolding of Senator James Inhofe means she stays very much in my favor. And, at the risk of being creepier than usual, that sort of thing makes her the Best Feisty Sexagenarian (“More like Barbara Foxer!”) on the list.
3. Tom Morello: Where this list cites music artists, it’s not just about the quality of an album – something that will comprise my next and final list for the year – but about the quality of the idea behind the music. Former Rage Against the Machine guitarist Morello had the most distinct creative genius when he created The Nightwatchman, an acoustic-rocking alter ego that explored the same sort of lyrical themes (with the same extreme outlook) as his old band, but with a much quieter musical feel. It seemed like the Best Audience-Expanding Idea of the year, but the lack of album sales and commercial success sadly indicate that I am in the minority on that opinion.
2. Tina Fey: It seems like I could go on and on, but what is there to say? She’s the Best Comic Mind Working In Television right now, and “30 Rock”’s worst episodes are better than almost anything else on television.
1. Aaron Sorkin: I haven’t seen “Charlie Wilson’s War” yet, but “Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip” – and the degree to which I miss it – single-handedly puts its creator in this spot. While it was a collaborative effort – not an achievement of but one man – I found it meaningful enough that the most responsible individual defaults to being my favorite person of the year.

I believe that television has the potential to be the best visual medium for powerful, humanistic storytelling; the episodic, long-term nature affords greater opportunity for character development than film, and watching at a regular time in the comfort of one’s home gives the audience more opportunity to “connect” with a show. “Studio 60″ capitalized fully on these advantages and created a compelling, sympathetic cast of smart characters with whom one could relate, while also infusing the show with quirky humor to prevent it from becoming too serious or preachy.

While this level of character development and entertainment is seldom achieved, the subject matter elevated it to another level altogether. It was television’s Best Ideological Love Story – the individuals portrayed were a group loyally committed not just to one another, but also to something greater than any of them: the belief that television and the media may be used for good. Sadly, the ratings seemed to disagree; the public was not ready for television of this high a caliber, and I believe the medium has fallen greatly since the show’s death.

sing along with the common people, and it might just get you through

May 23, 2007 at 4:58 pm | In TV | 5 Comments
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I’ve been too narrow in the scope of my mourning.

While the cancellation of “Veronica Mars” came as a shock, and thus caused more intense sorrow, I overlooked how saddened I should still be by the absence of “Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip” in my future. These two shows were far and away the best dramas in the 2006-2007 season, and if we toss out the fact that “Studio 60″ was short-lived, they would both be in my five favourite shows of all time.

But why? Isn’t it likely that I’m just biased by the recency of each, and am forgetting how great some other shows were? After a great deal of introspection and analysis, I think I’ve rationalized a great case. That rationalization, of course, is based on emotional connections and the subjective strengths of the shows – but making quasi-scientific lists based on my opinions is, after all, my favorite hobby. Without it, what am I left with? Just enjoying things without stopping to compare, critique, and quantify? I can’t live like that.

It is first important to note that my analysis of great television is, here, confined to dramas. Comedy can succeed in a much wider range of ways, and it’s tougher to find a formula for a perfect funny show. “Seinfeld” was brilliant in providing relatable storylines and characters whose enormous character flaws were but exaggerations of real human foibles. “The Office” and “Arrested Development” found their niche with over-the-top characters almost entirely devoid of decency and humanity. Humor can work in so many ways – political commentary, pop-culture satirical, physical comedy, lewd jokes, puns, irreverance/shock value, vorshtein, and so on – but in my mind, a great drama is defined by how relatable its characters are.

I must be perfectly clear: there have been many very good shows that lacked artfully crafted characters. Shows can be perfectly entertaining, enjoyable, and memorable if they have an original premise, quick pacing, or suspense. These don’t preclude character development, but often we see characters left behind in favor of plot and premise (this often occurs in sci-fi/action shows) or because the cast is too large to flesh out any one character. Again, I really enjoy these shows – I would include favorites like “Alias” (no character development except an uninspired romance), “Dark Angel” (action-oriented, weak character development), and “Lost” (large cast, a lot of action). “Firefly” is an interesting borderline case – the characters are certainly interesting, but the circumstances make them harder to relate to. I would say that the quality needed for an attachment was there, but the sporadic broadcasting schedule and short run stopped it from fully taking hold of my emotions.

“Veronica Mars” maintained its excellence for three seasons. I wasn’t impressed by the first episode I saw, but in the context of an entire character-driven series, I’ve realized that one needs to give such a show a bit more of an opportunity to take hold. I would add that what many critics saw as weaknesses in the show’s later years were concessions to the demands of the free market ratings system – turning it into more of an angst-filled soap opera only chipped away it its uniqueness.

“Studio 60,” of course, didn’t get much of a chance. But the stories revolved around the characters, much like “Gilmore Girls” – the actual “plots,” such as they were, weren’t meant to be the focus, but merely devices through which we became attached to the cast. To everyone who complained that no one cared about a behind-the-scenes look at the making of television, I would point out that I didn’t care about a teenage girl’s social life or her mother’s on-off romances but still loved “Gilmore Girls.”

So what defines likable characters?

Personality: The characters must be, on the surface, pleasant to watch every week. Dramas can work if the characters are flat, but not if they’re so annoying I can’t stand to watch them. I have broken this down into three subcategories:
Demeanor: this is where Lorelai Gilmore will always irk me (and thus see her show fall short of historical greatness) – she’s too energetic, too perky, often acting airheaded despite being a competent, intelligent adult. Still, shows must avoid becoming too serious – humor and quick-wittedness are essential for a great show.
Attitude: put simply, the internal component of Demeanor. Characters could be energetic and perky but have a mean temper, or act depressed but have a positive outlook. This manifests in the cynicism of Veronica and the irritable intellectualism of the S60 crew.
Vocation: the context in which the characters are placed. It certainly matters that Veronica worked in a capacity that required a good deal of reasoning skills, and that Studio 60 was about a medium I love. I don’t know if I could get into a show about witty, sarcastic firemen – great entertainment, to me, requires the ability to see myself doing what the characters are doing, or want to have a closer view of the goings-on of that world.

Integrity: Once more, the abiltiy to relate to the character comes into play. I don’t want to see a perfect, unrealistic person I cannot hope to emulate, but I also want to root for characters who are noble – the sort of people I would want on my side in real life. The two subcomponents (which admittedly overlap):
Values: the beliefs and morals of the characters. To put it simply, it matters that S60 and Veronica are noticeably liberal. “Studio 60″ features unabashedly leftist executives who want to use their media platform to fight the intolerance of religious extremists, while Veronica fights for the working class and scorns the greed and indifference of Neptune’s wealthy.
Goals: the end result of Values and Vocation. For us to root for characters, we must know what they want and why they want it. Furthermore, their goals must be things we could imagine ourselves wanting (in part, this goes back to Values). To complete the Gilmore analysis, this is where Rory falls short – her overambition and single-mindedness through much of the series made me roll my eyes. In contrast, I was moved by S60’s crew’s goal to produce meaningful but successful television, and Veronica’s desire to help bring even a small measure of justice to a town mired in socioeconomic inequality.

So… is my theory overlooking any dimension of likable characters? Have I forgotten other series that encompass these points? Because they are the precursors to “Studio 60″ and (at least in spirit) “Veronica Mars,” I shall pre-emptively point out that “The West Wing” and “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” lost their way by getting too serious at times, and were weaker in the Vocation criteria because I couldn’t see myself being part of the goings-on. “Good” shows, absolutely, but not in contention for “best” – certainly not when their successors evolved from those failures.

“why is it called ovaltine?”

January 23, 2007 at 9:42 pm | In TV | Leave a Comment
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Good evening. I am honored to speak to you tonight on this hallowed page. Members of the League of Baseballness, Shannons, distinguished guests, and fellow citizens of the blogosphere:

It is without dispute that today’s television schedule has its population of shows that shame our culture. But let us not allow them to occupy our thoughts as 2007 moves forward. Enough has been made of certain threats to our popular culture, but I am confident that the will and good taste of the American people will prevail.

Even with the schedule’s flaws, we are living in a Golden Age of television. Whereas in the past, quality was concentrated among one or two cultural phenomena, there are literally dozens of shows currently in production that deserve our faith and loyalty. Any one of them could justly be called the best of the best, and each makes unique contributions to the weekly schedule. In short, they are a credit to the creative minds of our great nation.

Despite its late start, “24″ is off to yet another thrilling season. It is certainly the best cliffhanger show on television today, and perhaps unprecedented in its shock value and ability to one-up itself each season.

NBC has managed to get the two best comedies on television together on one night. “30 Rock” and “The Office” have been nothing short of outstanding, and it is an honor to broadcast television to continue to host such programs. Moving forward, I implore NBC to continue with their loyalty to quality programming and not fall into the destructive tendencies that cost America “Arrested Development.”

“Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip” has continued the tradition of excellence set by “The West Wing,” with characters arguably even more developed and likeable than any in Aaron Sorkin’s past. It has given us numerous protagonists to root for in their potential romances, while not sacrificing social commentary or amusing banter. It began 2007 with perhaps its best episode yet, and, if given the chance, could take its place among the all-time great dramas.

And finally, in the new year, “Veronica Mars” has reasserted its position at the apex of the television hierarchy. It would be far too easy for a great show to decline precipitously when transitioning from a high school setting to college, but that has not happened. It is presumably the first show to bring viewers two-and-a-half rape victim protagonists, using it as an effective character tool while not becoming heavy-handed or depressing – continuing the exquisite balance that is one of the show’s hallmarks.

These are but a few of the masterpieces of the medium that currently grace our nation’s television sets.

But the true strength of this television schedule lies not in any one show, but in its diversity. Each broadcast network brings something unique to the table, and several cable channels are building strong new schedules as we speak. Comedy Central has continued to maintain a handful of distinguished programs, while Sci-Fi has balanced their made-for-television B-movies with solid shows like “Battlestar Galactica” and “Eureka.” Even the network most expected to churn out reality tripe and promote the basest voyeuristic tendencies of our culture, E!, has had the good judgment to keep pumping “The Soup” into my apartment every Friday night. Finally, the USA Network has added “Psych” as a much-needed comedy partner for the somewhat dryer “Monk.”

From family dramas to situational comedies, teenage detectives to psychological profilers, from ABC to USA, the current schedule offers hope that the weaknesses and shames of television will soon be supplanted by quality artistry and creativity. Tonight, I take a viewing break to report to you: the state of our television media is stronger than ever.

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